“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Beattie on Friday. Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.” Her Instagram page is labelled as “tits and depression,” and is curiously very much centered on her aforementioned cleavage. And to think that #MeToo was all about freeing women from having to use sex to get what they want from men. Where do you actually fit into all that Miss Beattie? No matter which side you’re on with this controversy, this is quite the unusual story and we just love to report on stuff that deserves to be on #NotTheOnion. Contribute Hire me
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